you can’t be a bisexual if you’ve never dated a girl. all bisexuals must submit proof of dating history before becoming fully licensed and must be registered to continue practicing bisexuality. please renew your licence every 5 years to avoid reclassification as hetero- or homosexual and to remain eligible for our annual picnic and raffle.
I don’t question peoples’ sexuality because 1, it doesn’t matter, and 2, I’m only attracted to money, which brings me back to 1.
Pre-calculus teacher (via mathprofessorquotes)
look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes
SHOOSH IT’S STILL CUTE
*tips pizza* M’lady
2,000+ notes. You’re famous, Will. I’m so proud
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
even if your hair doesnt cover ur boobs ur still a mermaid cause some mermaids have short hair i know this because i am a mermaid
i only accept apologies in cash